Frozen to the core

mystymusebox:

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"The moon doesn’t control tides in that way."

"What are tides?" *Head tilt.*

xanadoesthings:

Speed paint of the great goddess “Full Throttle Ammy” Amaterasu.

xanadoesthings:

Speed paint of the great goddess “Full Throttle Ammy” Amaterasu.

fairiesofgensokyo:

Few fairies are active on days like this. Overcast, dreary, cold, enough to make even the most excitable fairies docile. Almost all the fairies have opted to stay home, curled up in their blankets or cuddling the nearest warm fuzzy thing.

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The fairies have declared this to be a lazy day.

*A cold over cast day? So long as it wasn’t raining, a certaint ice fairy will be up and wandering about.* “Hmmm. If I do that Reimu will get mad… but if I do that Daichi will get mad…. Ohhh! But if I do this they both will get mad and then the combined madness will cancel each other out! Yeah! I’ll do that today!”

Where did Daiyousei find that negi?
Anonymous

"From the ground. Duh."

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*A note was attached to Mokou's front door* "To owner of this house, the fairy registered to this address, Morno, has not paid her fairy tax in over three years. as such you the owner of this house, are now banned from this property until further notice. you may not step foot, fly, tunnel near, coming in from a different dimension ect. near the home If you wish to become unbanned, you the owner or the fairy Morno must come down to the fairy office and pay the fairy tax. With love, the Fairy IRS"
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dreamerphoenix:

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"…"

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"Mooornoooooooo~! Oh, Mornoooo! Where are you?" Mokou’s disgustingly plastic voice could be heard across the scrapyard, the sound of a massive piece of steel dragging across the floor, scraping all terrain with the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard, being the only sound the fugitive abomination of a fairy could hear. "Morno, oh darlin’, my Morno, where are you? It’s no use hidin’, your fear is already on the tip of my tongue~!"

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"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod… I didn’t know I had to pay taxes! H-how was I supposed to know!? I-I’m sorry! I honestly had no idea!" yelled Morno back from her hiding place, crying under a pile of unanswered asks in the inbox. "P-please, forgive me!"

Suddenly, the cacophonous raking sound ceased.

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"Fufu… You silly… Do you think that just because we are in a world of capriciousness and fantasy… Just because we are inside the Great Hakurei Barrier…"

Suddenly, two hands appeared from under the ground below Morno, grabbing her with a deadly grip that promised only agony unknown to our wildest nightmares.

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"Did you think that just because we are in Gensokyo, any of us knows respite from taxes? From the IRS?!"

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"̐͌͆̈̐̂̌͊҉҉͇̹̟̱̙̮̰͖͇͞E̱̊̓̾̇ͮ̀ͭͦh͓͕̻̙̀͌͋͌ͨͣ͋̇͝!̴̨̼̤̲͙̮̳̹͑̇͢?̵̘̼̜̪͈̑̆͆̔̇̂ͯ͜ ̜̬̱̦͇̆̀͡ͅM̖͔̠͉̟̰̯͆̑̍̇͠o̅̂̈̉ͯ̑̓͘͏̘͉̯͇̖̬̰̥r͕̖͈͕̜̻ͧͨ́n̪̞͈͍̫ͮ̓̍ͬ̀̃̄o͐ͬ̄͡͏͕!͙̼̘͕̲̪̮ͫ̎ͭ̀ͬ͟?͔͖̮͉̓ͪͦ̊́͐̕͞ͅ"̳̤͚̟ͫͬ͠͡

"aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

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"Hey Mokou!" *Said the happy ice fairy, waving one hand and holding a baseball bat in the other.* "I’m here to bust both yer caps open till yah pay up!"

Has Daiyousei stopped doing her weird dances yet?
Anonymous

"I tried to get her to stop… I dont try any more."

Rumia does mid terms? In what?
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artificialeclipse:

Pffhahaha Rumia doesn’t go to school unfortunately. Maybe she’d have a midterm on hunting. Depending on what you catch and how clean the kill is, the higher you score. Or something.

Could be because I’m playing Arkham origins right now, but I just got the mental image of Rumia doing a predator challenge.

artificialeclipse:

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I decided this was necessary.

Rumia is not putting up with your bullshit today.